Wednesday 9 August 2023

2023-24 Premier League Predictions

 With the usual caveat that a lot can still change with nearly three weeks left in the transfer window, here is my prediction for the season ahead:

1.     Arsenal

2.     Man City

3.     Man United

4.     Liverpool

5.     Newcastle

6.     Chelsea

7.     Brighton

8.     Aston Villa

9.     Tottenham

10. West Ham

11. Bournemouth

12. Fulham

13. Nottingham Forest

14. Brentford

15. Crystal Palace

16. Burnley

17. Sheffield United

18. Everton

19. Luton

20. Wolves

After just missing out on the title last season, the coming season feels like now or never for Arsenal. With Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester United and Newcastle all in varying stages of a rebuild, the title looks to be between Arsenal and City. Arsenal have had a strong summer transfer window with three excellent signings so far in Rice, Havertz and Timber, with Raya on the way. The squad looks very strong with depth in all areas, if they can regain their form of the first two thirds of last season, they will take some stopping.

Manchester City could suffer a hangover after winning the treble last season, only the second time an English team has done it. Guardiola will be determined not to let standards slip but some loss of motivation is possible. Gundogan’s departure is a big loss for the team and Kovacic, while a decent player, isn’t exactly a like for like replacement. Without the goals of Gundogan and Mahrez from midfield, the team will be even more reliant on Haaland, any injury to him could be disastrous.

Manchester United recovered impressively after a disastrous start last season, albeit helped by poor form of others. But in his second season, and with more of his signings having joined this summer, manager Erik Ten Hag will be expecting serious progress from his team which should see them closer to the top two. The squad probably still isn’t quite strong enough to properly challenge for the title though.

On paper, Liverpool should have one of the strongest attacks in the premiership with real strength in depth across the forward line. They have serious problems in the rest of the team though. With six midfielders gone this summer and only two brought in so far, manager Jurgen Klopp will have to come up with some tactical solution for the opening games. Expect midfielders to arrive by the end of the window but they will need time to bed in. A new right-back and centre-back would also help with their undermanned defence. Get these transfers right and they could challenge for the title, but more likely they will need more time and a 2024-25 title bid is more realistic.

Newcastle will hope to continue with the huge progress made over the last 18 months. Summer signings have been underwhelming though. Sandro Tonali has been the big one but Italians often don’t travel well and I wouldn’t be surprised if he turned into another Aquilani, the much-vaunted Liverpool signing of 2009 who made minimal impact before disappearing back to Italy. Harvey Barnes is a good signing but I can’t help but feel he isn’t any better than Saint-Maximin who he replaces while they have massively overpaid for the unproven young full-back Tino Livramento. They will be solid again but probably not quite enough to stay in the top four.

Chelsea have made a couple of interesting signings in Christophe Nkunku and Nicolas Jackson who both have huge potential although Nkunku will miss the start of the season through injury. The squad has been left woefully unbalanced by all the departures this summer though. Plenty of defenders, but just one goalkeeper, just two midfielders and no natural number nine up front leaves glaring holes in the squad that will have to be filled for them to achieve any success this season. Pochettino could be a good appointment as manager, but he will need time to mold a team after such an overhaul of the squad. And time is rarely given to Chelsea managers. There is still enough talent in the squad to challenge for European places, but anything more than that would be a big surprise at this stage.

Outside of the top six, Brighton and Aston Villa should be the best of the rest. An excellent season for Brighton has seen various players linked with moves to bigger clubs but so far only MacAllister has left. And they have made a number of interesting signings. If they can hold onto manager Roberto DiZerbi, expect another good season and a decent run in their first season in European competition.

Some commentators have been talking up Aston Villa as top four contenders. Their form in the second half of last season would support that but I can’t see them maintaining that level of performance. Their squad is still smaller than the teams above them and could be stretched by playing European football. And they will be heavily reliant on Ollie Watkins up front as there is a lack of obvious goal sources in the rest of the squad.

With top scorer Harry Kane surely on his way to Bayern Munich and long-time captain Hugo Lloris also leaving this season will be one of big change for Tottenham. New manager Ange Postecoglou has a big task to keep them competitive. With no obvious replacement for Kane (and certainly not within their price range) they will have to find ways to spread goals more around the team. A lot of that responsibility will fall on Son Heung Min and Richarlison who will both need drastic upturns in form after a disastrous season last time out.

West Ham could finish anywhere between eighth and eighteenth. They are the only club who at the time of writing haven’t made a single signing while they have sold their captain and midfield heartbeat Declan Rice. With their main striker Scamacca also departing and now speculation about playmaker Lucas Paqueta they have found the transfer window difficult, and not helped by rumoured unrest between management, the board and the new technical director. They are expected to sign James Ward-Prowse and Edson Alvarez to replace Rice and Harry Maguire to play in defence. They are all solid signings but not on the level of Rice, and without further investment expect a season of stagnation at best.

Below them, any of the ten teams could conceivably face relegation. Bournemouth and Fulham have been relatively quiet in the transfer window but should have enough to stay in mid-table obscurity. It will be interesting to see if new Bournemouth manager Andoni Iraola can succesfully follow in the footsteps of Arteta, Emery and Lopetegui all of whom hail from the tiny Basque province of Gipuzkoa.

Manager Steve Cooper is probably relieved that Nottingham Forest have had a quiet summer after the chaos of last years transfer window. With a more settled squad they should finish safely in mid-table.

Brentford and Crystal Palace are likely to take a step back this season in the absence of their star player. Brentford will be without leading striker Ivan Toney at least until January following his suspension for illegal betting and they will miss his goals and leadership greatly. They will be hoping to muddle along until his return but it could be a struggle. Meanwhile it’s the end of an era at Crystal Palace as Wilfried Zaha finally left to try his hand at European football. As usual they lack firepower but at least under Roy Hodgson they will be hard to beat. Questions remain over them long term though as Hodgson is surely just a stop-gap.

The remaining five teams is where the real relegation battle will happen. Burnley impressed in winning the Championship last season but the premiership is a big step up. There will be no lack of enthusiasm but there is a lack of top-flight experience which could prove costly. Their downfall when being relegated in 2022 was a lack of firepower and they don’t seem to have addressed this in the intervening year. Manager Vincent Kompany won many plaudits last season but his previous top division experience with Anderlecht wasn’t successful and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him struggle at this level. There should just about be enough quality in the squad to survive but it will be a long, difficult season.

The other two promoted teams look very weak. Sheffield United have lost their two best players this summer and with financial troubles, spending on new players has been modest. Financial troubles could ensure managerial stability though as they can’t necessarily afford to replace Paul Heckingbottom. That could be the difference for them in helping them stay up.

Sean Dyche at Everton and new Wolves manager Gary O’Neil are widely tipped to be the managers most in danger of losing their jobs despite their records in keeping Everton and Bournemouth up last season. They haven’t been helped by disastrous transfer windows. Everton’s only signings have been veteran Ashley Young and loanee Arnaut Danjuma. Young will likely only be a squad player while Danjuma wasn’t a success in his loan spell at Spurs last season. Meanwhile they desperately need to strengthen the core of the team, a centre back, a central midfielder and most particularly a striker are all needed. Financial woes are also holding them back and fans annoyance with the board could turn into all out conflict if the season starts badly.

Wolves’ summer has been an unmitigated disaster. They have sold off a whole raft of first team players including their captain and their longest serving players leaving the team short of not just numbers but experience and knowhow. Wolves’ have said they had to do it to comply with financial fair play but it is hard to see how such a limited and callow squad have any chance of staying up. Manager Julen Lopetegui, after months of speculation finally had enough and left this week leaving new man O’Neil to pick up the pieces. O’Neil did an admirable job in keeping Bournemouth up last season but this task looks impossible.

Last but not least, Luton Town will finally play their first premier league season after just missing out by being relegated in 1992. With a young and inexperienced squad, and without the financial resources to compete, they are widely tipped to go straight back down. They will make a fight of it, but the lack of quality will tell in the end.

Tuesday 27 June 2023

Review of I'm A Virgo

I'm A Virgo is the new absurdist comedy mini-series by writer, creator and director Boots Riley. His previous screen work, the brilliant 2018 film Sorry to Bother You, was one of my favourite films of recent years. So I was looking forward to I'm A Virgo and it didn't disappoint.

The series uses the story of a 13 foot tall young man, Cootie, first exploring the world around him and running up against inequalities that challenge his previously rose-tinted view of the world. That summation though doesn't do justice to a series that manages to combine elements of fantasy and sci-fi with superheroes, mixes of dazzling and crude animations and hard hitting anti-capitalist propaganda. Combine all these with a brilliant soundtrack from Boots Riley's group The Coup as well as tracks from an array of big names from Kendrick Lamar to Thin Lizzy. Some will find the anti-capitalist message preachy, and certainly it isn't subtle but given the crises of our time it is timely. And while the plot is thin enough, there is enough surreal comedy and great characters to keep it watchable.